I dug this car. I really did. We paid too much, we bought too early, it was a returned lemon which we found out meant we could NEVER sell the damn thing to a dealer. All things considered, I really liked this car. That being said, it was nice to roll this thing out of our balance sheet. We will miss you old friend; but not all that much.
FOOTNOTE: I would like to give a hearty shout out and fuck you to the following businesses:
Lexus of Towson
Anderson Honda in Baltimore
The Lexus Corporation
Explained by point…
Lexus of Towson: One, you charged me $40 for “recycling” my nav DVD. I found it in my glove compartment. You simply did not recycle this. You lied. I got my money back but that was because the 23 year old behind the counter was confused at my confusion. THEN however, you told me you would ONLY be able to offer me $Xk to “recycle” my car as that was all it was worth. Note to you assholes: I got 2x at auction not a few weeks later. You are lying bastards. May you rot.
Anderson Honda: Yup, you were choice two there. YOU told me that you could get me in to a new leased car plus give me some cash for the deal. That turned out to be a lie too. In fact, the “other” manager had no clue how you even offered me offer #1 in the first place. Again, to you, I say, fuck yourself. I wasted hours with you only to find you are crooks.
The Lexus Corp: Well you guys are the root of my evil actually. This car had a steering problem. You bought it back from the original owner and fixed it. How commendable That being said, while commendable to the first owner, you basically fucked me. The car became useless. I mean useless. This car had ZERO commercial value. Unless I drove it until the rust popped the tires off, this car was essentially an enormous paper weight. Thanks for absolutely nothing Lexus. You have all but guaranteed that I will never, and I do mean never, purchase a Lexus product ever again. Oddly, prior to this knowledge, I would never have purchased anything BUT a Lexus. You, and only you, fucked that up.
Well, here is to the next car. A car that will absolutely not be a Lexus.
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